Christmas

Hello y'all (I'm feeling slangy today), for the appetizer today I figured I'd give your ears something for a change, so here is a wonderful Christmas song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUjn3RpkcKY

The reason for this song is statistics. My blog has been seriously lacking in female viewers from the age of 10-14, I figured this song would give me a serious boost. Now that my shameless advertising is over I'll get to some food and other sorts of things that interest me, like the fact that my boy Dwight Howard will begin playing basketball again starting Christmas day. I know that vosotros (Spanish slang for y'all) like food, so here's some pictures of Christmas cookies and Dwight Howard:

Anyways, I love Christmas cookies. Eat a lot this Christmas, and don't only eat a lot, eat well. See y'all l8tr (that's for all of those 10-15 year olds that I need views from). Note: I was feeling pictury and slangy today

Tacos Today Hooray! Buffet?

Hola senores y senoritas. Please don't mind the title I just decided to make it rhyme, but we still are going to talk about tacos. This post just goes to show that we embrace foods from all corners of the earth, and it also goes to show that I love Mexicans and their food especially. I would venture to say that tacos are one of the most popular foods out there, here's why:


If that doesn't look good to you than you should probably see some sort of doctor so they can fix your taste buds. I would put tacos somewhere in my top 50 foods probably; the mix of flavors is simply and sumptuously sublime. Tacos are one of the foods that is accepted around the world very dearly, here is an example of an Asian guy eating a taco:


This guy is clearly a massive fan of tacos, by taking his mask off to eat the taco he is showing his willingness to die for the cause of tacos. However, an even bigger deal as of 9:46 AM on 10/26/11 is the St. Louis Cardinals, even though they're losing, I still have full faith that the Cardinals will win it all.

Bar-b-que

I'll start you guys off with a picture:

You guys may be wondering about the importance of pictures while reading about food, it's the same reason that people stretch before they exercise; you have to get the blood or in this case the taste bud juices flowing. Anyway, Bar-b-que is wonderful, through the use of this process you can create flavors that explode with deliciousness (I know that sentence sounds like it should be in a Brian Wilson Taco Bell commercial). I would imagine that y'all have been in the situation where you're hungry and you smell someone barbecuing something, and you want to go over there and steal it. That just gives you an idea of how good this stuff is. Speaking of thieves, probably my favorite ever:

Don't be scared though, guys, just say swiper no swiping three times and you should be good. In conclusion I would say, eat barbecue and watch out for those sneaky foxes. (Looking back on it, I probably could've put another picture of Troy Polamalu in here with all of his interceptions) Why not?

Baguettes and Cheese

I was brainstorming for a topic, and then I realized, I haven't written about baguettes and cheese yet, so here we go. Baguettes and cheese is, in my humble, fact speaking mind, the best food. Just for the appetizer of this post I'll give you some wikipedia pages, read them if you wish.

Baguettes - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baguette

Cheese - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheese

My future hometown - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bread_and_Cheese_Revolt

I would say that baguettes and cheese is probably the official food of heaven, I'm not just saying that, just eat it and you will know. Personally I like my cheese on the runnier end, but if it smells right (see post #1), I'm game. Baguettes and cheese go together like black and yellow, lets take a look at the steelers, bewitchingly beautiful (Not Anne Hutchinsony), just like baguettes:

Troy Polamalu is my hero, just like baguettes and cheese, it seems pretty clear that both of these things are great. Baguettes and cheese can vary within their own species. For cheese you can have runny, hard, smooth, chunky, stinky, strong, and mild. For baguettes, they can be long, short, hard soft, french, sourdough, hard, skinny, fat, smooth, rough.

Anyways, eat baguettes and cheese, and you will be happy.

Cardinals

Yesterday was a brilliant day in the life of myself. The main reason for my joy was the great sport of baseball, it was a quite enthralling day of sorts. If you do not know what happened... Well you should have so I won't tell you. Anywho all of this Cardinals baseball has got me hungry, so here's a picture of some beautiful bacon cookies to excite the buds, so to speak:

Bacooon

I, personally, have never had any of these bacon cookies, but they looked delightful to me, so I posted them. It is true that bacon is delicious with everything, and thus brings me to the conclusion that these cookies would be delicious at any point in the day. Here's a link to the recipe if anyone, for some reason wants to make some: http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/chocolate-chocolate-chip-bacon-cookies/detail.aspx. These are a little different (The bacon is cooked into the cookie), but i'm sure they're both quite sublime in nature. Just a tip for life, 98% of people like bacon, so make it a lot.

The Blog

Overall, this blog's purpose is to entertain any readers that might happen upon this blog. I suppose the traffic might also learn a thing or two if they have a want. The one thing I ask of the readers is to excuse any bad grammar, this is a blog of my musings, and my musings don't really care about grammar. I might also post some pictures of tasty looking food, so don't drool on your computer I guess. If you don't like food I guess you're out of luck here. If you do like food, there's an outside possibility you would enjoy this blog, as my musings have a thing for food. One of the things my readers never ask me, is, "Tim, what is your favorite food?" This question is not hard, in my mind this question is not subjective, the correct answer is baguettes and cheese. This combination of food excites the taste buds, and gives any said reader sublime enjoyment. So anyways, follow this blog, seriously.

Cheese

Just wanted to put a post up on this blog. All I have to say is stinky cheese = good cheese.