Bar-b-que

I'll start you guys off with a picture:

You guys may be wondering about the importance of pictures while reading about food, it's the same reason that people stretch before they exercise; you have to get the blood or in this case the taste bud juices flowing. Anyway, Bar-b-que is wonderful, through the use of this process you can create flavors that explode with deliciousness (I know that sentence sounds like it should be in a Brian Wilson Taco Bell commercial). I would imagine that y'all have been in the situation where you're hungry and you smell someone barbecuing something, and you want to go over there and steal it. That just gives you an idea of how good this stuff is. Speaking of thieves, probably my favorite ever:

Don't be scared though, guys, just say swiper no swiping three times and you should be good. In conclusion I would say, eat barbecue and watch out for those sneaky foxes. (Looking back on it, I probably could've put another picture of Troy Polamalu in here with all of his interceptions) Why not?